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FACT,KNOWLEDGE

Little-known Facts about English Number Spellings

Letters A, B, C and D do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99. Letter D comes for the first time in 100 (Hundred) Letters A, B and C do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999. Letter A comes for the first time in 100 (Thousand) Letters B and C do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999. Letter B comes for the first time in 1,000,000,000 (Billion) And..... Letter C does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting.

Hybrid Animals

To get a hybrid animal, two animals from different species, but from the same genus, must be crossed. The resulting animal will be a hybrid. 10: Blood parrot cichlid The blood parrot cichlid is a cichlid hybrid. It was created in Taiwan  around 1986, and are produced by cross breeding a Midas cichlid with a Redhead cichlid or a Red devil cichlid. 9: Zebroids A Zebroid is the collective name for any zebra hybrids, and comes about when a male zebra is crossed with a female animal from the equidae family. 8: Dzo The Dzo or yakow is a bovine Hybrid, and comes about  from cross breeding a Yak with a domestic cow. The resulting  animal is much larger than a cow or a yak, and is thought to be  much more productive in milk and meat production. 7: Cama The Cama was created in a laboratory in Dubai, and  came from breeding a male Dromedary camel with a Lama. 6: Grizzly-Polar bear The Grizzly-polar bear or Grolar bear has been seen both in captivity  and in the wild and there are reported sighting of these animals from  as early as 1964. After running DNA tests, it was established that the  bear’s mother was a grizzly-polar bear and the father was a grizzly bear. 5: Coywolf The Coywolf is essentially a Coyote and a wolf hybrid, that regularly occurs in nature. 4: Savannah cat Cat is a hybrid of the domestic cat and  the wild African Serval. 3: Wholphin The wholphin is an amazing “under the sea” hybrid that comes from a bottlenose dolphin having a successful pregnancy from a false killer whale. As its name states, the false killer whale is not a whale, but  a very large breed of dolphin. 2: Killer bees Killer bees, or Africanized honey bees, are hybrid mistakes.  Africanized honey bees are highly aggressive, hence the name “killer bee”, and are known to move huge distances in massive  swarms. When they are threatened in any way, they will attack,  and their attacks came in large numbers.  1: Liger The Liger is a hybrid cross between a male lion and a female tiger, thus both its parents are from the Panthera genus, but from different  species. Ligers are the biggest of all the big cats, growing to almost  the lion and tigers combined size.

Man and a boy in airplane (joke)

Blog Listings A man was seated next to a boy in an airplane. He was feeling bored so he turns to the boy and says, Lets talk.


The boy, surprised, asks "What do we talk about?"


Man replies, how about the nuclear power?


Confused, the boy says, before that let me me ask you a question...


The boy continues, "Horse, Cow and Deer, all eat the same grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty and horse clumps. Why?"


Surprise over boy's knowledge, the man simply says "I don't know".


The boy asks, "Do you really feel enough qualified to discuss nuclear issues when you don't even know shit?"


Moral: Don't judge a person by appearance. Some times, even kids might be more knowledgable than adults.

Lesson for all Salaried People (funny story!)

A shopkeeper watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop, He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back inside again. So he goes over to the dog and notices that it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 soaps and a shampoo bottle, please. The money is with the dog." The shopkeeper looks inside the dogs mouth and to his surprise there is a 500 rupees note in his mouth. So he takes the money and puts the soap, shampoo and change in a bag, and then places it in the dogs mouth. The shopkeeper is so impressed, and since it is the closing time, he decides to follow the dog. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to the zebra crossing, he waits till the signal turns green. He walks across the road till the bus stop. He waits on the stop and looks up the timetable for the bus. The shopkeeper is totally out of his mind as the dog gets into the bus and sits on a vacant seat. The shopkeeper follow the dog. The dog waits for the conductor to come to his seat. He gives the change to the conductor and shows him the neck belt to keep the ticket. The shopkeeper is almost fainting at this sight and so are the other people in the bus. The dog then moves to the front exit of the door and waits for the bus stop to arrive, looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight he wags his tail to inform the driver to stop. Then not even waiting for the bus stop to arrive the dog jumps out and runs to the house nearby. It opens an big iron gate and rushes towards the door. As it approaches the door, he changes his mind and walks towards the garden. The dog walks up to the window and beats his head several times on the window. It then walks back to the door and waits. The shopkeeper maintaining his senses walks up to the door and watched a big guy open the door. The guy starts beating, kicking and abusing the dog. The shopkeeper is surprised and runs to stop the guy. The shopkeeper questions the guy "What in the heaven are you doing? The dog is a genius he could be famous in life." The guy responds "You call this clever? This is the 3rd time in this week that the dog has forgotten the door keys." The moral of the story: "You may continue to exceed onlookers expectations, but will always fall short of the boss' expectation" The salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay. Isaac's Strange rule of staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. And food that starts out soft will harden when stale. Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

People Line up for iPhone 4s

Apple Inc's new iPhone went on sale in stores across the globe on Friday, prompting thousands to queue around city blocks to snap up the final gadget unveiled during Steve Jobs' life. A faster iPhone with better software and an improved camera went on sale in seven countries on Friday as hundreds of buyers camped out for hours to be among the first to get one. iPhone 4S sales could hit 4 million over weekend as Apple stock hits new high. 

The new iPhone 4Gs went on sale October 14 and features a faster dual-core A5 chip, an 8MP camera that shoots 1080p HD video, and a voice assistant program. The new phone, which went on sale at 8 am local time in the U.S., Canada, U.K., Japan, Australia, France and Germany. 

Funny Weight Loss programe

A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,"If I catch you, you are mine!!!" He lost 63 pounds that week.