RAJNIKANT SPECIAL

RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 5... 
next day ...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!

Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot... 
And now that ball is called... 
" PLUTO "

Basketball player to RAJNIKANT: 
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ??? 
rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...

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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH 
Since then, 
it is called TATA NANO. 
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Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ? 
Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!
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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography... 
Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records.. 
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Rajnikanth...... 
got shot yesterday . . 
today is the bullet''s funeral...!! 
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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d. Gmail@rajnikant.com 
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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back... 
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...
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A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice. 
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas" 
& 
That child name is RAJNIKANTH 
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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook. 
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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond, ironman, shaktiman, krish all visited rajnikanth. 
Do u know which day it was? 
GURU POURNIMA!
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Rajnikanth once farted after a heavy meal... 
The gas today is known as ozone layer
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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid. 
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..
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Rajnikanth proves Newton wrong all the time.
Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

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