Sunday, 6 May 2012

Doctor and Patient

Doctor and Backache Patients (joke)


One morning a patient arrives complaining of serious Backache.

The doctor examines him and asks him, "What did you do to your back?" The patient replies, "You know that I am a bouncer at a local night club? Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom.

On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself.

I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back. The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What happened to you?

The 2nd patient replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now Doctor?

Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.

The 3rd patient arrives, he looks even worse than then the other two patients did.

The doctor was shocked. Again he asks, "What happened to you?"

The 3rd patient replied, "Well, I was hiding in a fridge..". 

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