Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Teacher or Student --- Who is Clever?

Teacher or Student Who is clever..?? 
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night and Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. 

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. 

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks. 

Q.1. Your Name..........................(2 MARKS) 

Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............(98 MARKS) 
a) Front Left 
b) Front Right 
c) Back Left 
d) Back Right.....!!! 

True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992-96

Man's Life Like Donkey And Monkey

God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly
from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.
You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence
and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.

God created the dog
and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog.
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years." God granted his wish.

God created the monkey
and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from
branch to branch doing tricks. You will be
amusing and you will live 20 years.
The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years." God granted his wish.

Finally God created man...
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years." Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want
and the 10 years the monkey refused."
God granted man's wish

And since then, man lives 20 years as a man,
marries and spends 30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him.

So that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

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